Government Guidelines For Eating Roast

 

Eating Chuck Roast
has been linked to
salivating lips
weight gain
and ultimately
bloated stomachs
 
with secondary symptoms of
inertia and general drowsiness
 
Scientists are advising
caution be taken
with all Roasts
 
social distancing
with roasts is required
so that we limit the spread
of Roast Fever
 
Roast Fever is highly transmissible
and can affect adults
as well as children
even pets
 
quarantine all roasts
serve with extreme caution
and do not allow seconds
or gravy
 
casual contact with a roast
will effect your olfactory cells and
lead to accelerated symptoms
of Gluttony down the road.

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