There’s this kid I know called Josh-u-a

The kinkiest bugger I know by far

Cross dressing is his thing

Wearing nought but an Ann Summers bra

 

Led a meteoric rise to F.D.

That’s Finance Director to you and me

Must have slept with our kid after going round for tea!

 

Now time to be more complimentary

A fine lad he’s turned out to be

Bakes and cooks better than that gobshite Ramsay!

 

Soon he’ll be doing a PHD

Doctor Josh he will be

Not bad for humble beginnings from SK3

 

Gone all Manc recently

Swaggering round his new home ground

Sussing out the next opportunity

Reckon he’ll leave for the Bay of Biscay

Hobnobbing and scoffing away in the Michelin stars

Of course

Wearing his favourite Ann Summers bras