Billy the Kid was an outlaw,
in laws are more subtle in their approach,
so be sure to make checks.
They may have interesting features
like gothic architectural interiors,
but when familiarity takes hold
there is no knowing what may happen.
The only known cure is isolation
and banishment from the arena.
If none of this is possible
go vigilante, pack six guns
cheroot and spurs, never accept gifts
of towels saying his and hers.