Everything’s fake, everything’s plastic

Knees, hips, even knicker elastic

Most things are virtual, and we can’t see

A doctor or nurse at the A and E

Ring 111, speak to a clone

Seventeen hours on hold on your phone

Banking’s a nightmare, interest is gone

You’ll be lucky if you earn 1% on a ton

Many profiles on the internet are fake

Be very careful if you set up a date

You never know who may turn up

It could be either sex in a wired D cup

“If you’ve been affected" they sometimes say

When you’ve watched a soap at night or day

How can you be affected when what you’ve seen

is pure TV fantasy, just like a dream

TV dinners, frozen curry

Very convenient if you’re in a hurry

All these things, no sense do they make

Yea, like I said, everything’s fake!