THE GOVERNESS

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A re-post from four years ago when she and Harry Redknapp were on "I'm a Celebrity...".  My ardour for her has not waned.

 

I’ve got the hots for Hegerty

I think that she is Ace

Cos if I’d run her round the bed

I think I’d win The Chase.

 

I’ve little peccadillos

They’re naughty, I confess

To feel the crop upon my bum

Of Anne, The Governess

 

Old ‘Arry’s ‘e’s a lad awright

A geezer froo an’ froo

‘E managed once the Mighty Spurs,

So, Yes, I like ‘im too.

 

But Anne she is my favourite

I really like her lots

I close my eyes and think of her

Cos Anne gives me the hots.

◄ TEN WHEELS ON MY WAGON

SCAMS I HAVE KNOWN ►

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John Coopey

Sun 3rd Oct 2021 18:19

Thanks, Kevin. But Jenny just doesn’t have the sex appeal of The Governess.
And thanks for the Like, Aisha.

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kJ Walker

Sun 3rd Oct 2021 16:28

What's not to like.
She's my second favourite chaser.
Jenny only pips her because she plays the ukulele.

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John Coopey

Sat 2nd Oct 2021 22:28

If only we could look in on each other’s dreams, Stephen and Pete.
And thanks for the Likes, Holden and Stephen A.

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Pete (edbreathe)

Sat 2nd Oct 2021 21:25

Stephen

Please write a poem about Theresa May 🤣

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Stephen Gospage

Sat 2nd Oct 2021 16:34

Glad to hear it, John. I had similar feelings about Theresa May. OK, I didn't.

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