Made In China

Your electrical items stop working one by one

First the kettle stops boiling even tho the red light’s on

Then your microwave stops heating tho it turns round

It gets fixed and works for a week then is totally dead

As for your TV it turns on but has a single line across it

The VHS video player ate the porn tape and jammed

Your radio gets nothing but static on all channels

The mobile phone charges but dies after 3 minutes

The other charger that lights up but doesn’t charge

Red LOS modem light means no connection

Along with a new fan with a burnt out motor

Your car radio eats tapes ejects CDs and smokes

The aircon is clunky and spreads a virus killing us

All items made in Red China sub standard parts junk

Unskilled low paid slave labour don’t give a fuck

Don’t buy anything made in Red China its crap