Put all your troubles

in a Ziploc bag

seal it shut

it's now air tight

and nothing can get out

then toss Ziploc bag

in kitchen trash can

and then take the trash bag

out to the garage and dump

into the trash receptacle

now all your troubles are gone

out of the house

and out of sight

ready for pick up by the

trash truck that comes on Monday

you are done

and so much happier

knowing all your troubles

are disposed of

 

however

a word to the wise

some troubles can be recycled.