Santa before Christmas developed a desire for mating,

As home alone went on a site for speed dating.

 On his first date luckily he pulled a cracker,

Won her over  as on her lips,he  planted a smacker.

 

Mary Christmas at ftrst gave him the cold shoulder,

But things flourished as they got older.

Together they raised money for many a good cause,

Loud claps they received at gatherings called Santapplause.

 

"Freeze a jolly good fellow

Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

He was greeted on his big day,

As down the isle he did go on his sleigh.

 

After the wedding Santa had a moan,

A ticket was left on his sleigh in a no parking zone.

Got away with it ,made the traffic warden aware of his presence,

Out of his sack  drew him two lovely presents.

 

His elves and helpers Santa looked after,

They made a delivery film,won a BAFTA !

As a reward the National Elf Service he did start,

Looking after their welfare,mental health,lungs and heart.

 

Santa delivers our presents every single year,

Must go now,I think he's here !

Have a safe Christmas through the covid strife,

A Mary Christmas from Santa  and  his wife.