It was a dark dismal night,

Suddenly walking home  I had a fright.

I took a short-cut through a graveyard alone,

Trembling with fear I came across an old guy sanding a gravestone.

"Oh my goodness ,you gave me such a fright,

What are you doing working this time of night ?"

The old man says,"I was buried yesterday,the undertaker's to blame,

The stupid idiot had misspelt my name !"