Bill and the ducks
Bill was speeding in a truck with a bunch of ducks in the back,
A policeman pulls him up and gives him loads of flack.
"I just don't know what to do with these ducks anymore !"
To the zoo down the road the cop advised him to go.
Next day Bill drives down the road and the policeman passes,
This time all the ducks are in the back wearing designer sun glasses.
"It is obvious the zoo you did not reach."
"Yes I did,but now they want to go to the beach !!"
M.C. Newberry
Tue 17th Nov 2020 18:00
There's no ducking the welcome humour in this one!