Cummings has gone and left the building 

Boris has sent him on his merry way

No time for excuses or smart comments 

There is nothing left for him to do or say

 

He checked out of 10 Downing Street

By the front door for the world to see

With the contents of a cardboard box

And his trusty backpack for company

 

Maybe he will be working from home

Adhering to the lockdown regulations 

He doesn't need to work from an office

To spread ill feeling across the nations