A professor of medicine from Chile

Is conducting research you'd think silly

His study comprises

Comparing the sizes

(I can see that you've guessed) of men's willies.

 

It seems the good Doctor's detected

Amongst the sample selected

That penises fall

Into “normal” or “small”

(That's under 2 inch when erected).

 

But a problem has hit his research

And left the poor Prof in the lurch

He's run out of weenies

With miniscule penes

And needs to commence a fresh search

 

Yes, he's run out of men, I reveal

With undersized cocks they conceal;

The range of his sample

Is nowhere near ample

And hence he sends out this appeal.

 

“I seek men from near and afar

With todgers that's well below par;

Show a sign; wear a tag;

Or fly a white flag

With a red cross, attached to your car”.