A professor of medicine from Chile
Is conducting research you'd think silly
His study comprises
Comparing the sizes
(I can see that you've guessed) of men's willies.
It seems the good Doctor's detected
Amongst the sample selected
That penises fall
Into “normal” or “small”
(That's under 2 inch when erected).
But a problem has hit his research
And left the poor Prof in the lurch
He's run out of weenies
With miniscule penes
And needs to commence a fresh search
Yes, he's run out of men, I reveal
With undersized cocks they conceal;
The range of his sample
Is nowhere near ample
And hence he sends out this appeal.
“I seek men from near and afar
With todgers that's well below par;
Show a sign; wear a tag;
Or fly a white flag
With a red cross, attached to your car”.