I sit before and listen to what's on TV.
Boris is spouting rubbish again I see.
He tells us to forget what he said before.
Boris has changed his mind once more!
But frankly by now I couldn't care less.
I don't see facts, just guess after guess.
Once Cummings told us his pack of lies.
And backed by Boris, surprise, surprise!
I decided I'd no longer be taken for a fool.
As different classes mean a different rule.
That's true and something you can't deny.
Not when we're told blatant lie after lie. 
The latest confusing slogan, the 'rule of 6'
Though toffs with a shotgun can freely mix.
So I won't be governed by what they say.
It's my life, and I'll live it sensibly my way.