He’s a dud fuddy
A fud fuddy dud
a dud duddy fud
a fuddy fuddy duddy
he is squaaaaaaaaaaare.
Shops at Netto, one man ghetto,
He is tragic, got no magic.
He's crutonic, so moronic,
socks with sandals, got no angles,
he's a nerd, he is nunty,
What a dag, he's so pikie
He's uncool, a proper goober,
He's a tangy, smelly zooker.
Actually there’s a lot to the guy
when you get to know him
Good one! Love to see if you can perform it without losing it! Maybe see you at the Tudor to test it out.
Cate xx
Excellent.
I've seen him in Netto. Ooops!
excellent dave.. i would totally fail to keep a straight face if i was trying to perform this however.. lol
Lol - I think I've met him.
Croutonic? A little square and crusty? Floats in soup?
Cx
And does he wear his hair long and let it all blow in the wind?
A quirky little poem Dave - I like the ending - there's more to all of us once you look inside.
Ah yes! All that you say is true! And I love the first verse. A poem on it's own. x
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Anthony Emmerson
Fri 28th May 2010 00:15
Hi Dave,
You been spying on me? (Maybe not - even I wouldn't do socks with sandals!) A fitting illustration of why we shouldn't judge by appearances. Had to look up "crutonic" though - where did you find that one? Nunty (numpty?) and zooker had me floundering too - but any new words ae welcome!
Thanks for visiting "Neil" and your comments. I think that remembering Neil's story and the consequent parental warnings probably put me off potholes for life ("don't go near there or you'll end up like . . .") I'm really impressed you did the Cheese Press. For me the test seems so much more mental than physical - although I doubt they make potholes in my width these days!
Regards,
A.E.