I awoke last night and found i'd died
so I turned to face the other side
quite amazed at what I saw
a beautiful maiden five foot four.
Size isn't everything I thought
as I relished some nocturnal sport.
But passing to the spirit world
t'was just a nymph as I lay curled,
a kind of hell my hand passed through
and I didn't quite know what to do.
Her presence was a fleeting thing
a sad temptation a lonely fling
I thought that heaven was so supreme
but now I know it is all a dream.