Otherness

 

We all know they’re riddled with Otherness

And they’re bringing it over here

I don’t care if they have the same body parts

It’s their Otherness that I fear

They’ll only have to look at you

And you’ll catch their Otherness too

They’ll be lazy, scrounging, Otherness spreading

Heathens – not like me and you

 

I bet they had lives of champaign and caviar

In the lands of the Otherness folk

I don’t know why they’d want to leave that behind

They must be having an Otherness joke

They’ll rape my wife, indoctrinate my kids

Make it just like Otherness Land

If we Little Englanders don’t rise up

And make a Churchillian sort of stand

 

I don’t want Otherness to be taught in schools

I don’t want them in my back yard

So you lily livered liberals

Had better not play that Otherness card

About how they’re running from persecution

Over there in the Otherness Place

They’re not like us, never will be

They’re not part of the human race

 

So sink their fucking dinghy’s

And send the buggers back

To their Otherness warzones

I feel like we’re under attack

From a horde of Otherness bastards

I mean, they’re nothing like us Brits

They have no hearts, empathy or morals

But then again – if the cap fits