Nobody seems happy today

Striving struggles to hack it

Your rivals always have more

They revel in a higher bracket

 

My neighbour has a bigger car

My life's not worth a mention

My wife isn't pretty enough

My dick needs an extension

 

Do such woes have answers?

How to make the most of living?

Why not abstain from greed

And for a change try giving?

 

My neighbour has a bigger car

My life's not worth a mention

My wife isn't pretty enough

My dick needs an extension

 

"Me,me,me" is a mug's game

Blind-folded on a treadmill

Hamsters paying off the mortgage

Anxiety wrapped in every bill

 

My neighbour has a bigger car

My life's not worth a mention

My wife's not pretty enough

My dick needs and extension

 

Try considering those worse off

Be grateful for small mercies

Forgive that miserable member-

There's more to life than percies