A writer, a poet, a dog and a pony,

a piano player in an whore house and an activist for sloth.

The author is multi-talented and is also self-delusional.

His works include "It, and other pronouns"  and the autobiographical Tails of Iguanas".

The author is a Fellow at the world-renowned University of Hard Knocks

and can be seen and heard on local street corners after dark.

His works have sold in the ones around the world and he is famous for

being the only author to have never appeared on the Oprah show.

He prefers anonymity to celebrity and has been justly rewarded with same. 

He writes in English because the spelling rules are so complex,

no one knows if he made a mistake or not.

The author was recently abducted and then inducted into the "Dust Bin Hall Of Fame".

He has been published in many Dental Digests and is always looking for ways

to improve his bite, in his mouth as well as in his writing.

He is an eternal optimist since his best writing is done laying on his back

hence he is always looking up.

He is featured on Amazon under the category "used poets".

and is currently working on his new book:  "Wastewater Management".

 

-Sal Monella

 The Author Himself