The latest photos of the sun

reveal barbeque grills

hidden in craters

 

apparently some space dads

were grilling

and used too much lighter fluid

as dads often do

 

things got out of hand

one thing lead to another

and soon the sun was a ball of fire

 

all these years

we thought the sun was hot on its own

 

we never knew

dads were to blame

 

wait till the smoke clears

you'll see those BBQ grills

for yourself

 

and...

all those burnt black hamburgers

hard as space rocks.