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We’re seeking IT specialists to join our team

To supplement the Putin crew

Trade your western decadence for our regime

Come and join the chosen few.

And hack in the USSR

And work for the Tsar

Hack in the USSR.

 

We’re looking for the way to beat Covid 19

That won’t entail our own research

We’ll pioneer the path to find a new vaccine

So through their secret files we search

You’ll hack in the USSR

And work for the Tsar, boy,

Hack in the US

Hack in the US

Hack in the USSR

 

We’ve a great track record in this field

Of interfering in this way

With covert hacking well concealed

In past elections in the UK and the USA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A

 

It’s us that’s in the shadows from the Eastern Bloc

In front of all life’s grubby curves

We got away in Salisbury with our Novichok

We’re starting to get on their nerves

So hack in the USSR

And work for the Tsar, boy,

Hack in the USSR.

 

So come and join our hacking team

And work from home on your settee

Help us steal the work on this vaccine

As honorary member of the KGB-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B

 

General elections that are held in the West

Why do they make up such a fuss?

Or at assassinations you know we’re the best

Hackers come and join with us

And hack in the USSR

And work for the Tsar, boy,

Hack in the US

Hack in the US

Hack in the USSR.