Didn't they dig well
George was a keen gardener and loved his job,
But was imprisoned for a robbery with his friend Bob.
His dad got in touch,his garden was in a mess,
"I have no-one to weed my garden,what do you profess?"
George sends a letter to his dad,"Leave things as they are,
That's where I buried the two I killed driving recklessly in my car."
The police intercetpted the letter and started digging dad's plot.
They were there digging for two weeks but nothing they got.
George was really delighted that they had read his letter,
"Didn't they dig well,I couldn't have done any better."