A thongful arrest
June whizzes past a police car at 80 miles per hour,
An arrest after a pursuit surely is to flower.
The cop thinks she is knitting something behind the wheel,
He shouts,"Pull over!"as their brakes both squeal .
"No officer you've got it all wrong,
I'm mending the holes in my thong !"
M.C. Newberry
Fri 3rd Jul 2020 20:43
Agree with Philipos. Keep 'em coming Hugh. You are a tonic!
You've reminded me of words to an old song - suitably amended.
"The thong is mended
But the memory lingers on.
You and the thong are gone
But the memory lingers on....." ?