On my TV screen,

Female presenters in stilettos,

Seated on sofas

Level with the camera eye,

Look like distorted spiders

With skinny legs askew

And kneecaps poking their chins.

Simply unsightly.

 

In a whole world of idiocies

I can't imagine anything more stupid

Than stilettos,

In crippling defiance of human structure.

Although blondes

With black-painted eyebrows

Would be a close runner-up.

WHO defines SEXY!

Cynthia Buell Thomas