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poetic Justice

poetic justice
if poets did justice and the law

loansharks would get baliffs knocking on their door
animal abusers would have to go to the vets instead of the doctors
muggers would be beaten up by old grannies
scientists who test animals with cosmetics would find themselves dolled up every morning
by cosmetics that give them a rash
and bankers who get big bonuses would have to work for people who banked their cash
politicians who tell lies would have to go on a course to tell the truth
and politicians who run up expenses would be paid in jobseekers allowance as their only wage
comedians who use racist jokes would be laughed at rather than seen as funny
torturers would have to listen to their mothers screaming abuse
and dogs would let loose on dog foulers gardens
bad graffitti taggers would have to se their tag as their signature for the rest of their lives
and drink drivers would be banned from all alchol in homes as well as pubs.

this poem is not finished if you write a line
or have any suggestions for a poetic justice scheme in your area please contact me

poeticjusticealienpoetDan Hooks

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Joshua Van-Cook

Sat 12th Jun 2010 12:47

The rich and selfish would be indefinitely buried alive beneath their fortunes.

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kealan coady

Sat 8th May 2010 12:43

rapists serve their time in specially designated institutes for the distribution of systematic sodomy.

Nick Griffin admits through torture
His soul is lost and requests assisted suicide. But gets only the gun.

Kerry Katona gives up half her fat in a charity lypo-suction event which solves third world hunger.

Ireland is finally one country again. With nothing short of an
Extended apology from the tyranny of occupation.
800 years worth of sorry's

The rich pay the needy just for their company
And a trip to space its cheaper than a train ticket.

<Deleted User> (7212)

Fri 7th May 2010 20:39

Wot about - aspiring poets should be made to recite Zephaniah...
over & over aarrgghh!!!

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Rodney Wood

Fri 7th May 2010 15:57

"people who go to church should be nailed to the cross"

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Fri 7th May 2010 15:56

Liars would be exposed and made to live virtuous lives by compensating for bad Karma : )

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Marianne Louise Daniels

Fri 7th May 2010 13:47

YES for the loansharks, the bar-stewards!!

what about...
"people who litter would be thrown repeatedly on to the pavement"


"people who laugh at Jim Davidson have to marry Jim Davidson" Och...the torture!

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