The 6 Foot Rule
We must social distance
they tell us
keep 6 feet away from those
you come in contact with
my wife says even that is too close
she would prefer I stay further away
in order to protect her from the dreaded Virus
and also to save her the stress
I bring into her life
she has a sign in the kitchen
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!
"A half-mile minimum!"
I very seldom see the woman anymore.
we have our phones
haven't you seen this before?
married couples texting each other.
they are following
the social distancing rules of course
and are so much
happier for it
distance makes the heart grow fonder
a rule that has saved many a marriage!