FAT CHANCE (or "Only in America")
I get email promotions about gadgets and gizmos seeking funding. The latest aims to "treat your fat" via the
"Cryofreeze" method. The link provides big glossy pics (plus prices and promises!) - New York/USA based,
promoting a waist-belt device and accessories that are offered as aids to reduce fat via so-called "freezing"..
A thought about how frozen water becomes ice has me wondering what happens to the so-called "frozen fat"?
Hardly a weight loser surely? I felt inclined to pen the following - starting with its promotional lead line - to...
Treat your fat with therapeutic Theralight
(Cryofreeze your stubborn fat),
But food is energy and needs to be slight
And that is all there is to that!
Fat tends to accummulate around the waist
And down around humongous hips
So eating too much won't see its haste
To go when gulped between greedy lips.
So - eat LESS and keep your work rate UP.
To see the fat begin to go
A lot less of what you like to sup
Is really all you need to know.
The body is just a fuelled machine
So, be mean to yourself - and you'll get lean!