Limericks for May 12th
My Dad had a bristly black beard
of which many peoiple were feared
It grew and it grew
but not straight, quite askew
so our Mum with the mower appeared!
A couple of twins put on wellies
and smashed both the family tellies
their Dad threw them out
giving each boy a clout
'to come home ytou must crawl on your bellies'
There was once a Teutonic shrink
whose patients were all on the blink
They gibbered and shrieked
but the Herr Doktor squeaked
'just pay cash and you'll be in the pink!
I wish that my cobra were calmer
said a sad Rajasthani snake charmer
on Saturday nights
he gets in to fights
so I worry about his bad Karma.
Nicole was a pretty wee worm
who attenpted to do a self-perm
she ended up wiggly
(don't like to say squiggly)
so hid in deep grass on the berm