Covid-19, I heard him say

Does a big number on the lungs

To help to keep this thing at bay

Should we spray Dettol on our tongues?

 

The waiting game is such a bore

Cleaning products might be the key

At least until they find a cure…

Perhaps Harpic's the one for me?

 

Now Duck Deep Action, I could try

But I'm not one to splash the cash

And I suspect the dose is high

I could just start with good old Flash

 

Cif and Pledge are kind of lame

I might need one with extra tang

Domestos too is cute, but tame

So, should I go for Cillit Bang?

 

I could try two of Donald's friends -

Mr Muscle and Mr Sheen

Or to get some heat and light inside

Maybe the answer's Windowlene?

 

If I take a sip of each to try

Could it lead to hallitosis?

Should I take them through the nose or eye?

Is he suggesting pure osmosis?

 

Well, I'm following the leader now

Call 999, don't hold me back

They will save me and I know how -

Beside me, you'll find Shake n' Vac