Buy a cat

they're cheap now

marked down

from where they were

around Halloween

some have been

too long in inventory

so they are on special

two for one

a reconditioned cat

is a real bargain

a three-legged cat is free

cats always expect

their bowls to be full of food

and complain if they are not

if you buy a cat

the cat will soon own the house

and you will be only a Renter

cats like to sit on your bed

and shed hair

they also like to sharpen their claws

by ripping into your furniture

but in the end

cats are fun to pet

they purr on contact.