A lady from China is stressed and doesn't know what to do,

People are staying well away from Mrs, Ah-Chu.

 

We are worried about coronavirus and hope we don't get it,

I've got a great joke about it but I don't think you'll get it.

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Sanatising gel makers,the storm they will weather,

With an increase in sales their hands they will rub together.

 

A wealthy fishing friend of mine in his fisherman bling,

Said,"I am not worried about getting it ,I never catch anything!"

 

When I enquired about a sanitiser at the chemist ,a lady answered "Amonia cleaner."

 I said "I'm sorry I thought you were the chemist not the cleaner."

 

Just in case you didn't get it, "Amonia cleaner"="I'm only a cleaner"

I bet you couldn't stop laughing when you got it.

Coronavirus is not a laughing matter,I hope we never get it.