Billy's Problem (LMS)

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Billy's Problem

(Originally seen in the Like-Minders Theme Park 'Propper Spelling School')


Billy's with us here today

Troubled with a plight

He doesn't quite know what to say

Does he bite or byte ?


When his tongue and teeth connect

(Cos teeth not lined up right)

Does he say “shit!, ouch, I bite”

Or “shit! and ouch, I byte ?”



It doesn't matter Billy. Shit, ouch I byte is fine.

Shakespeare spelt the same word in different ways

for no apparent reason


Don Matthews December 2019




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Don Matthews

Tue 10th Mar 2020 07:23

Do you are already
Joined in LMS
You've seen the Propper Spelling School
Helps reduce your stress

Riding on the Coaster does
Help reduce one's stress
Visiting attractions
While in LMS



Tue 10th Mar 2020 06:50


Can v join??💋

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Don Matthews

Tue 10th Mar 2020 06:46

If you would like to join LMS and visit the many attractions in the Theme Park (including the 'Propper Spelling School) please contact the writer

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