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Bangkok Beasting

by NICK ARMBRISTER

 

 

Bangkok Beasting

The Fake God is there with the other bosses

All having a powwow to decide what to do

We are dragged in there and lectured hard

The client wants more sales as do I

This you must do for June July and beyond

 

The target is 130 and you’ve just 18

You need a 1200 percent increase

Can you do this in 2 weeks yes or no?

I said yes but if we don’t...

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Wednesday 21st August 2024 4:04 am

b2b job   sales pressure   new contract

Lick Not Bite

by NICK ARMBRISTER

 

 

 

Lick Not Bite

Where is the sale?

Hiding in the sky

Quick reach up

Get the sale now!

Poor agents no sale

Time for a meeting

Then coaching session

And call monitoring

Are they following?

Teach them then

Spoon feed them

So they get more sales

Aren’t outlying agents

With 0 or just 1 sale

With 7 or 8 or more

Poor little reps

Always st...

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Monday 19th August 2024 2:23 pm

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