Bubbety budgie, you are a dope.

No sense from you, there isn't a hope.

Your feathery bum held over the bowl,

makes cereal eating terribly droll.

Bubbety, Bubbety Charlie Winch.

Mother is easy and Poppy's a cinch.

Bubbety, Bubbety baby budgie,

you've pecked the mirror and made it smudgy.

Stop babbling streams of foul mouthed drivel,

just snog your glass mate, and make her swivel.

Bubbety, Bubbety Charlie Winch.

Mother is easy and Poppy's a cinch.

Cocky is prettier, bigger and fat.

He's out in the garden, and so is a cat.

If I left the door open you wouldn't last long,

so shut up your ranting and give us a song.

Bubbety, Bubbety Charlie Winch.

Mother is easy and Poppy's a cinch.

Bubbety budgie, you've stolen the house.

When you're in the bathroom it's reason to grouse.

Now that I'm in here, give mother a kiss.

I wouldn't disturb you, I just had to wash!

Bubbety, Bubbety Charlie Winch.

Mother is easy and Poppy's a cinch.

We both love you dearly

you troublesome bird.

Now listen quite clearly.

Be seen and not heard.

Bubbety, Bubbety Charlie Winch.

Mother is easy and Poppy's a cinch.