Pie From Wigan

Hey There was this hungry girl from Wigan 
Who bought a Spud pie a big UN 
She ate it fast as fast could be oh dear me 
Then choked on the bugger, crying god save me 

Everyone in Wigan Loves Spud Pies Galore 
Wigan pie shops thriving bursting at yon door 
So if you ever visit this little town 
Try a spud pie you'll enjoy it. It'll not make you frown


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Don Matthews

Wed 22nd Jan 2020 12:26

I got nuf hair now on me chest
Not sure pot pie will be the best
On other hand could do with some
Fat on me bod but not me bum

Sheesh! I'm sounding like a cockney....

You lot are a bad influence

Brian, Marie, always fritters round the site first thing in the morning over a pie breakfast. Putting some fat on the bod I'm told .....


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Wed 22nd Jan 2020 12:02

Bound to be fattening, and I base this on info gleaned from your poem and subsequent comment Marie...

...they are popular
...they taste good
...they are more-ish
...shop owner is fat

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Wed 22nd Jan 2020 10:55

Mmmm I think you should try potato pie
Step in get it don’t let this grub pass by
It really makes you want to eat more
So says the fat man in the pie store
King Edwards spud real beef
Get a pie from Wigan in them teeth
It will do you good chest will go hairy
That’s what happened to aunty Mary
She sued the pie shop for each long hair
But still eat pies she just didn’t care

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Don Matthews

Wed 22nd Jan 2020 02:15

I shall try
Next time pass by
Wigan town
Their pie to try

Which type Marie
Would you suggest
That I should buy
That tastes the best?

I'll have to fly
10,000 miles
For Wigan pie
(May be a while)

Next time I'm in
I'll buy a pie
To share, you/me


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Tue 21st Jan 2020 23:34

Dear Don you should have tried a pie
Why you didn’t I don’t know why
Maybe you had eaten already that day
You missed out that’s all that I can say
A Wigan pie is not to be missed
They are baked with love heaven kissed

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Don Matthews

Tue 21st Jan 2020 21:58

I did go past Wigan one day
A long time ago in my past
They were celebrating World Spud Pie Day as I passed
Let's all sing hey diddle hey hey



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