The dogs are taking me for walkies
they've dragged me out in the dead of night
It's 2am, my hair is a mess
To the graveyard I could give a fright!
There's these two hairy brutes on the end of the collars
who just need a dump and a wee
''Pleae slow down as you drag me along''
I wimper with my voice in a plea
They sometimes forget I'm on the end of their leads
as they try to run along at full steam
They make me crash into trees with a bang
and I get taken apart at the seams
Half hour later we all arrive home
dog tired and needing our sleep
They do lots of burping, snoring and farting
after jumping on our bed in a heap
This lord and lady rule our house
and they're so soft and fluffy and funny
Bobby looks like a powerful knight
and Stitch resembles a bunny!