Why are Easter Buns in the Shops the Day After Christmas?

by Don Matthews

Friday 3rd January 2020 6:05 am

Why are Easter Buns in the Shops the Day After Christmas?

Shop, shop, shop, shop

Buy with cash you haven't got

Swipe your plastic credit card

Easy hey? That wasn't hard?

Christmas Day passed yesterday

What's this in shops I now do see?

Hot Cross Easter buns on sale?

Gosh this makes me shitty be

I asked the sales assistant, where are your Easter eggs?.....

I'd like to buy some for my kids......

She just looked at me blank......

Don Matthews January 2020

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Comments

Do.RoThy

Fri 3rd Jan 2020 15:18

Btw....who is she?? Po referred to??

Do.RoThy

Fri 3rd Jan 2020 15:17

Don't tell me they are still selling easter buns in December.... Such stale buns on sale.....beware! Beware!!

Don't look at them....u will fall ill....u already sound sick......hehehe!! Take some medz n look at wholesome bread.

Donny dear.....btw... Is it only in a single shop?? Or all the shops?? May be on demand!!

Ruth O'Reilly

Fri 3rd Jan 2020 13:20

I have wrote a poem on just this topic too what a coincidence so it's the same in Australia, really interesting to know!

Don Matthews

Fri 3rd Jan 2020 10:55

Maybe wondering why i wasn't wearing my usual floral....

Oh eggs?...probably a trainee...didn't know where the eggs were?.....

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