the best thing about 

being rich would be 

 

you get to have 

nervous breakdowns

 

where you do 

nothing 

 

but eat prepared foods 

and have nurses 

 

for several months 

whom you later marry 

 

and your bills are paid 

and you don’t get fired

 

don’t have to sell guitars for fifty 

and favorite books for twenty 

 

and people seem 

so understanding about it all