Tom Sykes

Tom  a HGV driver sat down in a cafe eating his egg and chips,

Ten hell's angels rushed in each with pierced lips.

They took over his plate and drank all his tea,

Tom walked out,"Huh wasn't much of a man was he?"

The proprietor of the cafe said,"Mmm that was Tom Sykes,

You don't tangle with him,he's just reversed over your bikes"



◄ The parliamentary "night shift,"left bereft !

Sleeping rough in Westminster ►


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Tue 5th Nov 2019 17:54

They tangeled and got mangled! Hugh, thanks for the schaden freude 😃

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