Advice to the Elderly on Bonfire Night

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ALL firestarters:


Old ladies with

knitting disorders

AND grumpy cataracted men

with pacemakers

have vowed to

''Pour dribbles of WATER

upon the fuse of each

AND any firework

that they come accross".

Informents have

told police

to look out for

suspicious groups

OF slowly moving


Smelling of urine!


Words and images Tommy Carroll


◄ She had a way with her

Dragging the luggage ►


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Michael Triandafils

Wed 6th Nov 2019 03:36

Last line knocks it out of the park

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Don Matthews

Mon 4th Nov 2019 22:09

If you are a wetter Ruth
Comment suggests you are
There's plenty work ahead for you
Sogging wide and far

But she not elderly

Oh?.... Sorry Ruth...

And she's just exaggerating

Sheesh! Humble apologies Ruth


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Ruth O'Reilly

Mon 4th Nov 2019 18:28

Nearly wet myself laughing ( I exaggerate) but it need make me smile

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