Pete walked into a pub with a newt on his head,
The landlady asked,"Is he alive or is he dead?
May I stroke him,he's quite sweet?
Whats his name ,please take a seat?"
"I call him Tiny,he's really cute."
"Why call him Tiny?""Cos he's my newt."
I am speechless,I've newt more to say.
Pete had better watch that newt, witches are preparing their brews around about now and they are always looking for eye of newt!
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Wed 30th Oct 2019 10:38
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Don Matthews
Wed 30th Oct 2019 12:11
A newt's a salamander
The juvenile brand
Spends half in the water
And half on the land
Well how about that?
Your biology lesson for today
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