Sir Les Patterson on Joan Collins

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Sir Les Patterson on Joan Collins


Sir Les is from Australia

Knighted, rough, and ready

He mixes with celebrities

And all stuff that is heady


He had a poor upbringing

Manners suffered so

Born with teeth not quite in place

His spit was forced to show


Despite all of his problems

He has a heart of gold

But tends to leave his interviewers

Want time-delay, want hold


In the youtube clip attached

He brews his known-for storm

Playing with the TV crew

In typical Les form


Don Matthews July 2019



◄ Above the Parapet

Ruined, But We're Still Around ►


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