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The conniving lawyer gets his just deserts

A lawyer driving to the airport  was late for a flight,

Scared of missing his plane he ran a red light!

A farmer in a tractor was going through on green,

Unfortunately was hit by the lawyer at the scene.

The lawyer angrily shouted,"You idiot why did you do that?

I'm going to miss my plane you farming rat!"

Calm down said the farmer,don't get worked up."

Took out a whisky bottle and poured some in a cup.

The lawyer picked up the cup and swallowed the lot,

Calmed down,and was grateful for what he had got.

He rang his wife and applauded the farmer's good will,

Later was breathalysed ,banned from driving and had to pay a big bill.

 

 

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