Boris Has a Problem

 

Boris has a problem

And so soon in his reign

A major, major, major one

Which on his p'rade will rain

 

Did he forget to read

The weather forecast? Rain?

When told this by his pollie mates

“No problem. Minor pain”

 

Boris had it sorted

A landslide victory

How come it's all gone arse up?

How can it arse-up be?

 

Yes Boris has a problem

It seems that he's in trouble

Jane has just come on the scene

She's gone and burst his bubble

 

So how did this all come about?

Cos Jane beat ousted Chris

Majority is now just one

To PM all of this

 

Don't worry now my readers

Boris is not fazed

His tousled hair/performance-clown

Will sort it, us amaze

 

Despite just one to back him up

Brexit's done and dusted

While based at number 10 he'll go

Gung ho, get it busted

 

Come on Boris Johnson

You've reached your goal, now king

This ain't no Mayoral playaround

Just fix the bloody thing

 

Don Matthews August 2019