Boris Has a Problem

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Boris Has a Problem


Boris has a problem

And so soon in his reign

A major, major, major one

Which on his p'rade will rain


Did he forget to read

The weather forecast? Rain?

When told this by his pollie mates

“No problem. Minor pain”


Boris had it sorted

A landslide victory

How come it's all gone arse up?

How can it arse-up be?


Yes Boris has a problem

It seems that he's in trouble

Jane has just come on the scene

She's gone and burst his bubble


So how did this all come about?

Cos Jane beat ousted Chris

Majority is now just one

To PM all of this


Don't worry now my readers

Boris is not fazed

His tousled hair/performance-clown

Will sort it, us amaze


Despite just one to back him up

Brexit's done and dusted

While based at number 10 he'll go

Gung ho, get it busted


Come on Boris Johnson

You've reached your goal, now king

This ain't no Mayoral playaround

Just fix the bloody thing


Don Matthews August 2019


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Don Matthews

Mon 5th Aug 2019 07:02

Yes Devon Boris does look
He looks a little glum
No idea to sort things out
Perhaps he's sorta dumb?

Perhaps he wishes he was
Right back being Mayor
Where he could clown to hearts content
With plenty room to spare.......

Devon Brock

Sun 4th Aug 2019 23:37

Funny how that photo resembles Jeff Daniels in "Dumb and Dumber". Hmmm.


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