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Jesus Wore Thongs in Australia

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Jesus Wore Thongs in Australia

 

Source idea:  d.knape 'Flip Flops'

 

When Jesus visited Australia
He wore what we call thongs
Performed his water/wine bit
To all the gathered throng

 

The locals they were happy

Cos he'd bought local-made

All rubber with sole ripple

(Good tidings all he bade)

"Flip flops?" he'd think we're bonkers
Who ever told you that?
Some WOLer in America
I think he told you twat

He broke the loaf (thong-footed)
And fed the multitude
They fed themselves (with feet in thongs)
J prayed (in thongs) to food

Disciple 1 What's this flip flop about?.....
Disciple 2 Dunno? Fish?.....

Disciple 3 Some Yankees have funny ideas.....
Jesus: Join me in prayer to the humble 'Thong'
All : We give praise to what's on our feet oh humble fong.....

 

Don Matthews July 2019

 

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Comments

Devon Brock

Tue 23rd Jul 2019 21:24

Jesus wears flip-flops in Florida
Iguana toed messiah in Disney disguised
as a flop belly slathered in jojoba

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