Please Please Please Please Please Please


Mummy, my leg hurts,
Can I have some sweets?

I don't want to go to grandma's house,
She smells of cupboards.

Why isn't Auntie May married,
Is it because of her nose?

Billy Jenkins has one,
And he's dyslexic.

I went in the bath yesterday
Go and look at the soap.

It was an accident,
I was trying to mend it.

He's not my real dad.




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Martin Elder

Sun 14th Jul 2019 15:46

I absolutely love it particularly the line about grandma smelling of cupboards. I agree with Cynthia in that final line

Nice one

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Sun 14th Jul 2019 13:57

Brilliant. The final line is a knock-out punch.

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Sun 14th Jul 2019 12:03

Well done Branwell. A very interesting input that. P. ?

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