There are currently twenty-three men hitchhiking across America
Seventeen climbing Mount Everest
Twelve trekking to the South Pole
Nine doing missionary work in Papua New Guinea
Six sailing down the Orinoco river
Four living with undiscovered African tribes
Two hacking through the Brazilian rain forests
And one playing the piano in a Peruvian brothel,
All trying desperately to forget about you...
Me, I'm writing poetry instead,
But it's not working.