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MARY

Mary had a little watch

she swallowed it one day

now she's taking castor oil

to pass the time away

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raypool

Fri 5th Jul 2019 17:24

Thanks Jennifer. My pleasure indeed !

Ray

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jennifer Malden

Thu 4th Jul 2019 16:31

Great again Ray! Really good for a giggle.

Jennifer

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raypool

Tue 2nd Jul 2019 20:48

Thanks Don, goes to show how variations can come down to us, like a fact that can't get in the way of a good story too.

Martin I am pleased !

Jon, Lisa, Dor. and Devon many thanks for reading and not having me certified.

Ray

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Martin Elder

Sun 30th Jun 2019 17:14

had me chuckling

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Don Matthews

Sun 30th Jun 2019 14:48

I thought it too good for an original RP. Despite this I heard it long ago and was nice to hear it again.

Mary had a wristwatch
She lost it in the hay
She doesn't know what time it went
Or what time was the lay

This did cause Mary much concern
Imagine minus watch
Until she heard strange ticking sound
Coming from her crotch

(DM - permission to plagiarise ? )

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raypool

Sun 30th Jun 2019 12:49

I heard this from a cabaret comic in the 70s, so it does have provenance even if it is plagiarism - try saying that when you're pissed.

Ray

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