Let's travel to Hell in a handcart,

Come on, we're already half way there,

If you want, wring your hands and pretend to care,

But let's not pretend that it's true despair,

So let's travel to Hell in a handcart.

 

Let's travel to Hell in a handcart,

You know that it's where we all want to go,

Wouldn't be this way if it wasn't so,

Saying yes to this mess and never say no,

So let's travel to Hell in a handcart.

 

Let's travel to Hell in a handcart,

Let's burn all this beauty, let's smash what we can,

Let's worship the glorious wisdom of Man,

Punch a hole in the sky and get a suntan,

Let's travel to Hell in a handcart.

 

Let's travel to Hell in a handcart,

Let's revel in our greatest distinction,

Proud authors of the sixth mass extinction,

Let us ravage this world as a rabid affliction,

Let's travel to Hell in a handcart.

 

Let us travel to Hell in a handcart,

In one final, naked, orgasmic eruption,

Let us eat it all up, let us worship consumption,

Let us commit our souls to their greatest corruption,

Let us travel to Hell in a handcart.

 

Let us journey to Hell in a handcart,

It's implicit in every action we take,

To fall ever faster and not use the brake,

Light all the fires, tie ourselves to the stake,

That we wish to see Hell in a handcart.

 

And when we reach Hell in our handcart,

We can look back and watch the world as it's frying,

And can proudly state that there's no denying,

We fucked it all up without even trying,

To journey to Hell in a handcart.