(Can you tell I've been dusting today?)

 

Where do cobwebs come from anyway?

I genuinely don't have the slightest clue,

'Cos the word "Web" suggests there's a spider involved,

But I don't believe that, do you?

 

If that's true, when I look at the ragged,

Bedraggled, dangling thread,

I think, "If that came out of a spider,"

"It's either pissed or on its death bed!"