(Can you tell I've been dusting today?)
Where do cobwebs come from anyway?
I genuinely don't have the slightest clue,
'Cos the word "Web" suggests there's a spider involved,
But I don't believe that, do you?
If that's true, when I look at the ragged,
Bedraggled, dangling thread,
I think, "If that came out of a spider,"
"It's either pissed or on its death bed!"