I take thee to be my wedded significant other,
to have and to hold,
when we can fit it in around school runs,
shopping trips, dance classes
and football matches;
for better or for worse;
and what could be worse than
standing up here dressed in this ridiculous regalia
in front of all these people,
to tell them what we and they already know?
For richer, for poorer?
we’ll be paying for this for years!
In sickness and in health;
with the kids at school
picking up all kinds of bugs,
being ill will probably fill the days and years.
Till death us do part?
Well, we haven’t killed each other
so maybe we’re good for the long haul.